blindbeards0llux:

"hey man can i borrow your phone"

"yes, mortal. you may borrow my B O N E P H O N E."

(Source: steven-stoned)

You’re always responsible for the things you create.

(Source: upsetaboutbatman)

Hey, peanut, how about we head back to your place and hit the showers? 

(Source: zavimbi)

aqua:

i’m glad man hasn’t conquered the solar system yet imagine how shit it would be if you found out your internet friend lived on one of jupiter’s moons

(Source: scottish)

slayboybunny:

ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world

Family reunions be like

silverhavok:

obscure relative:

image

me:

image

  • ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
  • *door creeks*
  • ghost hunters: oh so your name is william

omegabones:

Pamela Isley screaming “DO IT FOR THE VINES!” before she sends a wave of strangling foliage in Batman’s direction.

ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

nowheretaylor:

this show is a gift

(Source: milkaholics)